ZODIAC LOVE STYLES: AN ASTROLOGICAL GUIDE TO BETTER RELATIONSHIPS
This week, what we say may not be what we really mean. Let actions speak louder than words now.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 – JANUARY 20)
Capricorns ache to give back to their community. Give your time, energy, efforts and even some money, and you shall karmaically receive. But don’t advertise about your charitable efforts. You may sound a bit overbearing. Even more than usual…
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 – FEBRUARY 19)
Let the good times roll, Aquarius. You will find yourself surrounded by pals who demand every bit of your attention. Well, it sounds good on paper. But you may find that at some point, solitude and quiet contemplation are a slice of heaven.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 – MARCH 20)
Senior management will sit up and take notice of you … whether they want to or not! Put on your best face, Pisces, because this is the time to show them how it’s done with style.
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 20)
You yearn to expand your horizons. Whatever you do and wherever you decide to go, double-check your itinerary, Aries. Plans take unexpected twists and turns. The fates find ways of sending you to Podunk when you meant Paris.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 – MAY 21)
Taureans are sizzly and can take their sexual fever one degree higher. But before you heat your oven, be sure that you choose the right cook for your kitchen. And don’t let anyone mix up your carefully crafted recipe from sirloin to hash!
GEMINI (MAY 22 – JUNE 21)
Geminis are tempted to settle down and domesticate. But before you say “yes!” know that domestication may involve more compromises than you care to undertake right now. Wait a few weeks before you make your big move.
CANCER (JUNE 22 – JULY 23)
Cancers may try to prioritize their assorted things-to-do this week, but planning is futile. Before you get started, the landscape will change and what was unimportant suddenly tops your emergency list. Be as flexible as you can. Sort of like a pretzel.
LEO (JULY 24 – AUGUST 23)
Eat, drink and be very merry.
You are ready to party hearty. Float through the week but don’t overdo. You may find yourself being scrapped off the sidewalk with a spatula the morning after. But what a party!
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 – SEPTEMBER 23)
Find helping hands for any home project, Virgo. But don’t expect that much actual help. There may be some family issues that need to be addressed, too, but there may be extra static. I wouldn’t pull the family video collection out of the attic yet.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 – OCTOBER 23)
Libras are the great orators. But be sure to think first and bleat later. Even your murmurs seem to be broadcast globally. Just when you thought the microphone was off, someone turned up the volume.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 – NOVEMBER 22)
Share and share alike, Scorpio.
Reassess how you spend, save and share your wealth and anything else of value. Anything you want may be more expensive than you think. Better keep your wallet carefully tucked away for safe keeping for now.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 – DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarians are awash in the social swim. Pack your swimsuit (or maybe not…) and get ready to dog paddle. But before this tidal wave reaches your shore, take note: Anything you say can and will be held against you. I guess you can only hope!
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